Cliff Johnson’s Treasures from the InterWeb  
December 2017 - Firearms - Mistletoe - All I want for Christmas - Holiday Ammunition - Cork Craft
I dew declare - Monkey Business - A Christmas Story - Proud Peacock - Rudolf - Snowed Under
Ghosts of Christmas Past - Hollywood Hills - “Hey honey. Guess what?” - Surprise Guest - Lightning
Better than Catnip - Walkabout - Skiing Spree - Batman Smells - Christmas at Ground Zero - Bonus
November 2017 - Headlines - Advice from a Farmer - Last Minute Shopping - Spartan Cookware
Hip Hop Carrot - Tomato Duck - Eggplant Opera - Rude Broccoli - Fowl Squash - World Peas
Mortified Dogs - Flummoxed Cat - Meanwhile - Hungry Girl - Lost Glasses - An Unexpected Leg
Slurp - Squash - Dizzy - Drunk - The Cheese Shop - Sand Marble Racing - Mr. Creosote - Bonus
October 2017 - Knock, Knock - If Trees Could Scream - Holiday Snacks - Bates Birdhouse
Spider Chair - Is your Teacher a Witch? - Going Blonde - Recurring Nightmare - Little Mermaid
Spaghetti Face - Koala Creeper - “That oughta hold it.” - Dead People’s Fingers - Family Reunion
Addams Family - Munsters - Outer Limits - Twilight Zone - Horror of Dracula - Feed Me - Bonus
September 2017 - Submitted for your Approval - Father and Son Bonding - TV Tropes - Pit Bull
Dead-end Job - Nonchalance - No Problem - “Can’t you see I’m busy?” - Occult Barbie - Romance
Consider Yourself - Lazy, Hazy, Crazy - Sigma Workout - The Last Barbecue - Back to School
Mission Impossible - Mass Hysteria - Golden Slumbers - Carry That Weight - The End - Bonus
August 2017 - Headlines - Baby Hippo - Closed to the Public - Plaid Shorts - A Dime for Scale
Job Dedication - Bruce Banner’s Sidekick - Garden Barbecue - Never Tempt Fate - Florida
Nighty Night - Impressively Stupid - Tetherball Luncheon - Hello Dali - Street Jig - Kite Envy
Comedy Tonight - Springtime for Hitler - Always Look on the Bright Side of Life - Bonus
July 2017 - Strangers - Checkmate - Houdini - Scenic Route - Animal House - Jekyll and Hyde
Adolescent Angst - Cruise Control - Supper Time - Heavy Metal - Predictable - Only in California
Hopping Along - Racoon Nonchalance - Nice Shot - Gatecrasher - Splash Down - Hood On - Apollo
Trampoline Safety - Big Brother - Without Me - Vervet Monkeys - Ice Cream Hijinks - Bonus
June 2017 - Saboteur? - American Business - Russian Amusement Park - The Goldfish Challenge
Overdue for maintenance - Celebrity Fruit - Refuse Lake - “How about pizza at my place?”
Scotch Magic Tape - A Mighty Woof - Going Nowhere Fast - David v. Goliaths - Cat up a Sleeve
Robot Dog - Joy to the World - 007 Gun Barrel Synchronization - Net Neutrality - Bonus
May 2017 - Oxford Comma - Three Morons - Scarred for Life - Thanks a Yacht - Barbecue Grill
Tough Guy - Every Picture tells a Story - Escher Updated - Bowling Balls - Jogging with Style
Blair Witch Playground - Wonder Bread - How to Confuse a Cat - Disney Licensing Blunder
Sorry seems to be the Hardest Word - Nations of the World - Hello. I must be Going - Bonus
April 2017 - Texan Rattler - Costco in China - Easter with the Corleones - The Frisuelos Family
Shower Prank - Logan’s Fun - Daylight Savings Time - Corporate Merger - Leopard Bread - Zealot
Making Easter Eggs - Satan’s Soufflé - Canadian Tanning Salon - Diet Pepsi Please - Hello There
Fried Rooster - Easter Surprise - The Great Pretender - Old Spice - Sherlock Holmes - Bonus
March 2017 - The Quack at 20,000 Feet - “Where’s Mum?” - What goes around comes around
Surrender, Dorothy - The Guiding Light - The Ice Scraper Challenge - Advertising money well spent
The Hitching Magpie - “That’s no water hole, Dumbo.” - Machu Picchu - Paul Bunyan’s Assistant
Problem Solved - If You Change Your Mind - Melissa McCarthy - The Cat Came Back - Bonus
February 2017 - Lasting Memories - January 20th Chagrin - Volvo Air Bags - Mobile of Mystery
Wild Blue Yonder - Skateboard Course - Useless Utensils - Norman Bates - Monster Mural
Holy Starfish - Secret Delivery - Lost Keys - The Road Less Traveled - Elephant Bun - Comicon
Winter in Florida - Knees - Falling in Love with You - Morning Bliss - My Name is No - Bonus
January 2017 - New Year’s Resolutions - Candy Cat - Busted - Butterscotch - Selfie Stick
Tired Out - Canada - Antichrist - Yankee Ingenuity - Welcome Addition - Battleship - Homemade
Jurassic Oolong - Marilyn Manson’s Dad - You Shouldn’t Have - Sleep Tight - Icy Reception
Hangover - Bull’s Eye - Prankster - Guard Rail - You’re on Fire - Millennials - Word Crimes - Bonus
December 2016 - Sign Slander - Rock Group - Dressed for the Occasion - Wrap it Your Way
My Inner Child - Busted - Well Challenged - Holidays in Japan - New England Forecast - ER Cheer
Holiday Traffic - Frosty the Mailbox - King Kong - Popular Office Gift - Cujo’s Winter Wonderland
Happy Kiss Moose - Can’t Help Falling in Love with You - The Cat Came Back - Bonus
November 2016 - Halloween Surprise - Letterman - Pilgrims - Turkey - Katydids - Holiday Treat
Seal of Approval - Missing the Ball - A Stable Relationship - Alpha Giraffe - Granny Puppet
Vegan Glut - The Fool and his Turkey - Hotcakes - Corn - Watermelon - Cheese - Oatmeal
Fish - A Completely Different Witch Doctor - Pregnant Pause - Technological Threat - Bonus
October 2016 - Tag Lines - Bela Lugosi - Little Willies - Crab Apple - Trick-or-Treating in Africa
Hound of the Baskervilles - Cardinal Sin - Snail’s Pace - Civil Tongue - Demonic Footwear - Found
Peeping Frogs - Neighbors - Bat Cave - Peter Pan - Inspired Pregnancy - Deep Sea Ghoulies
Pumpkin Cosplay - Chernobyl Pup - People are Strange - Rings of Illusion - Aliens v. Jetsons - Bonus
September 2016 - 1960’s Costume - Pre-Splash - Chessboard - Inertia - Navigational Error
No Dough - Cardboard Communiqué - Novelty Salesman - Godzilla Cloud - Indoor Picnic
Polar Hangover - Metal Shop Hijinks - Signage Irony - Holmes and Watson Camp Out - Trampoline
Gotcha - Annoyed - Wary - Tense - King of the Road - Pie Fight - Creature Comforts - Bonus
August 2016 - Afterglow - Grandpa? - Quacking - Hover Craft - No Way - Service - Da Bomb
Unrequited Love - Higher Education - Bank Robbery - Feeding Time - Consumer Reports - Elephant
Burger King - Quebec - Baby Rebellion - Helping Hand - Spoon Typhoon - Child Prodigy - Forrest
Strolling Along - More Sweet Revenge - Can’t Buy Me Love - Fine Kettle of Fish - Twin Bed - Bonus
July 2016 - Pig Pile - Feline Table Etiquette - Joy of Bike Riding - Young Scarface - Lava Grass
The Runaway - Flora Surveillance - Cactus Cupcakes - Your Local Library - Toon Lizard
Insect Wi-Fi - Different Cultures - Pooped Pup - Mantis Boogie - Deep Water - Morning Commute
OCD Paralysis - Morning Commute - Bourée - Emma - Every Sperm is Sacred - Bonus
June 2016 - Geometry Burn - Farmer’s Almanac - Sands of Time - Good Enough to Eat - Igloo
Sign of the Beast - Manicurist’s Nightmare - Camelette - Heartbreak of Math - Dying Request
Aquarium - Gulls Greeting - Flubber Lips - Feet, do your Duty - Wave Goodbye - Two-Man Hop
Sweet Sixteen - Chimp Chagrin - Weapon of Choice - Gun Control - I Got It from Agnes - Bonus
May 2016 - Envious Eyes - Prophecy - Ben Hur - Intolerance - T-2016 - MacBeth - City Planning
Bark versus Bite - Dry Cleaning Fluid - Australia - Kids Today - Science Unfair - Mr. Ranger, Sir.
Hosed - Sacrilege - Deep Water - Cadets Wave - Dancing - Optometrist Visit - Wait for it.
One-Trick Pony - Rush Hour - You Might Think - Emu chases Dog - One More Minute - Bonus
April 2016 - Feline Censorship - Mantis Afterglow - Parking Violation - Two Plane Hijacks in Progress
Dog Day Afternoon - Show No Fear - Acid Snow - Latin Kitten - Deadly Trump Tick - Last Call
Deep Water - Escalation - Deadline - Hand Me Down - Having a Ball - Tort Reform - Catastrophe
Last One In - The Happening - Snap, Crackle, Pop - Tie Me Kangaroo Down - Bonus