Cliff Johnson’s Treasures from the InterWeb  

>Take One<

What I call Halloween fireworks, the police call arson.

>Take Two<

How to kill a joke dead in its tracks.

“Knock. Knock.”

“Come in.”

>Take Three<

The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at.

>Take Four<

Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25.

>Take Five<

Two men walking home decided to take a shortcut through the cemetery. They were startled by a tap-tap-tapping noise and found an old man with a hammer and chisel, chipping away at one of the headstones.

“You scared us half to death!” one shouted. “We thought you were a ghost! What are you doing out here so late at night?”

“Those fools!” the old man grumbled. “They misspelled my name!”

>Take Six<

If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down?

We might. If they screamed all the time for no good reason.

>Take Seven<

While eating a circus clown, one cannibal remarks to the other, “Does he taste funny to you?”

>Cut<

>Print<

This month’s Bonus asks and answers five crucial job application questions.

My armchair treasure hunt, The Astana Challenge, is available from Amazon and others.

From Downloads, you can play my classic games on Macintosh/Windows desktops/laptops..

Follow the new Installation instructions and play The Fool and his Money on Mac OS 10.12.

Read Chapter One, Elder and Spice, from CRAFTPUPPET, my once and future novel.

Ugly bug of spite.

Have you met my flyswatter?

Death can be sudden.